Euro Dummies Article: ESC 2015 Semi 2 Predictions

Let’s talk about the results of Semi 1 first…

Kylie: I’m pretty happy with the results really, a bit sad that some of the songs I like didn’t make it but no real heartbreaks last night. Oh, and FAO Nicolas: I TOLD YOU SO!!!

Nicolas: Of course I’m really happy about those results!!!!! I was SO nervous and so convinced that Belgium wouldn’t qualify especially coming in tenth. I was so sure it was going to be Finland! But I’m really satisfied with the results!

Sara: I’m really happy because my three favorite songs qualified! Woop for Finland having been judged on their musical merit!

 

Ok, that out of the way now… as per usual we will go through the songs of Semi 2 and give a Yes or No answer in regards to whether they will qualify or not, and give a short comment as to our reasoning for our answers.

Nicolas: This is such a hard semi-final to predict! Anyone (but San Marino) could qualify! I can’t call it! Also, just warning people, Sara’s really grumpy!

Sara: I’m not grumpy! I just have a massive headache. Might be from Bojana’s screaming, to be honest.

 

1) Lithuania

Kylie: Yes. A very cute opener to the semi and they’ve got plenty of friends, so no problems there.

Nicolas: Yes. Cute opener indeed, very bright, very fun, though a bit contrived. Considering who votes in this semi, it won’t have too much trouble.

Sara: Yes. It’s the most uptempo song and it just makes everyone feel happy.

 

2) Ireland

Kylie: Yes. Molly was nervous tonight but I feel juries will see it through, it’s a very authentic performance.

Nicolas: Yes. This is one of three songs that I come back to every time when it comes to whether it’ll qualify or not.. I feel that in the end, it’ll get enough jury votes as it’s different to every other ballad in this semi, it’s way less ‘showing off vocals’ and much more intimate.

Sara: No. She doesn’t sound amazing and it gets forgotten very easily because of this bad draw. Her voice and song are nothing special.

 

3) San Marino

Kylie: No. They’ve staged it as best they could but sadly they’re pretty much the most certain non-qualifier out of the bunch. Their jury performance was also bad, I feel for those two.

Nicolas: I’m going to let Michele decide on this one. What do you think, Michele? “……………. No”

Sara: No. It’s simply the weakest song of the semi. Also, Anita doesn’t sound the best, to be honest…

 

4) Montenegro

Kylie: Yes. It’s a visually stunning performance and Knez knocked it out of the park tonight. Call it the Željko Effect.

Nicolas: No. I’m really sad that I have to say no, but even though Knez is such an amazing vocalist, he does not have a face that works on camera and I also fail to see who would vote for this in this semi-final.

Sara: No. Knez is too creepy-looking for anyone to vote for. The song is okay, but he ruins it.

 

5) Malta

Kylie: No. It sounds weak thanks to them ditching the backing singers and I think this will do surprisingly badly in the televote. I remember Nicolas saying all the way back in November that it would be a shock NQ and I said he was talking rubbish… Nicolas you were right, I’m sorry.

Nicolas: No. I can see this slipping into the final with jury help, but I do stick by what I said back in November. It’s simply not powerful enough.

Sara: Yes. The song has nice instrumentation and she sounds really good. I think it’s strong enough to qualify in this semi.

 

6) Norway

Kylie: Yes. Well, duh! Heia Norge!!!

Nicolas: Yes. I can’t see this fail, but I can’t see it challenging anyone for the win either.

Sara: Yes. I think this one is really obvious.

 

7) Portugal

Kylie: No. It just doesn’t leave much of an impression at all, I think it’ll be bottom 3 of the televote.

Nicolas: No. It grew on me with the way she performs it live, she gives it her all and she looks really charming on camera. However it just doesn’t leave a lasting impression at all…

Sara: No. It’s just a bad song and everyone will forget about it, getting drinks during this one. I just don’t like it, especially after she wanted to go sing it twice in the jury rehearsal, wha wha go cry to your mommy about it.

 

8) Czech Republic

Kylie: No. I sincerely hope I’m proved wrong here, but I feel it’s been badly memory-holed by Israel coming after it, they sounded great tonight though, so I hope they got a good jury score at least.

Nicolas: No. Like Kylie, I really hope I’m wrong on this one, but I can’t see it happening…

Sara: No. It’s boring, the shoe throwing will put people off, it’s stupid and… it’s Czech Republic, what do you expect.

 

9) Israel

Kylie: Yes. It’s a very well done performance, well shot, lots of fun. The final NEEDS more fun songs!

Nicolas: No. I’m just scared juries will collectively put this last considering he has the worst vocals of the night…

Sara: Yes. It’s a breath of fresh air after the 25,000 slow songs. He’s not the best singer but televoting won’t care. It’s fun. Eurovision needs fun. And if Serbia can make it, this can make it.

 

10) Latvia

Kylie: Yes. Visually great, it’s a breath of fresh air, looks like Latvia is making a long-awaited return to the final!

Nicolas: Yes. I always go from yes to no and back again on this one. Is it too avant-garde to make it among all these other ballads? I hope not…

Sara: Yes. She hits every note perfectly, no mistakes, good backing vocals, nice staging. Everything that leads to a qualification.

 

11) Azerbaijan

Kylie: Yes. I still LOATHE the dancers and I feel it suffers coming after Latvia, but I see no reason why it shouldn’t make it.

Nicolas: Yes. If there’s a massive shock non-qualifier in this semi, it’ll be Azerbaijan. But I’m not gutsy enough to actually make that prediction. :p

Sara: Yes. Azerbaijan qualifies with anything so why not this too?

 

12) Iceland

Kylie: No. I am so so so SO sorry Sara, I sincerely hope I’m proved wrong but I’ve got a horrible feeling that she’ll be the shock NQ, she did well tonight though.

Nicolas: Yes. I know a lot of people are now predicting this to fail, but I think this has really strong televoting appeal.

Sara: Yes. Screw everyone! She’s a fairytale princess and every fairytale princess gets their way. And her way is to qualify. So she will. Also, she doesn’t sound that bad, she hit the notes that mattered, so all the haters can get glitterbombed! Suck it!

 

13) Sweden

Kylie: Yes. Well, DUH!!! Semi-winner and still the obvious winner of the final. The reception in the arena was HUGE!

Nicolas: Yes. No doubt about this. Winning Eurovision.

Sara: Yes. He’s handsome, he’s got a good song and he’s Swedish.

 

14) Switzerland

Kylie: No. It’s suffers a lot coming after Sweden and I feel it’s kinda anonymous. The uber noisy jet streams also really drowned her out at the last chorus.

Nicolas: No.

Sara: No. This is the most insignificant entry of the year (even though I quite like it). Coming after those four songs and before these three songs it’s just a death trap. She won’t qualify and yeah.

 

15) Cyprus

Kylie: Yes. SERIOUS dark horse, there’s no way this ain’t top 10 in the final!

Nicolas: Yes.

Sara: No. Even though it’s sparkly I don’t think anything that special about this song. It’s a pee break in my opinion and he looks funny.

 

16) Slovenia

Kylie: Yes. Solid performance and I see no reason why it shouldn’t make it.

Nicolas: Yes.

Sara: Yes. Sounds good. The violinist is good. It’s a popular song, so there’s no reason why it shouldn’t qualify (besides the fact that it’s Slovenia). Justice for Ula!

 

17) Poland

Kylie: No. I’m probably gonna slip up on my predictions with this one, but I just kinda feel this will be a jury fave that doesn’t make it.

Nicolas: Yes.

Sara: Yes.  She’s a good singer and she’s in a wheelchair. Good job, Poland. Oh, and it’s pink. Good job, Poland.

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Author: Kylie Wilson

Editor-in-chief of ESC Pulse. A British-New Zealander who's an unashamed Norwegophile, has watched Eurovision every year since 1999, and is not afraid to speak her mind and step outside the general consensus.

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